Vaindeers

They are on the bouncy stilts, with haunches covered in gorgeous champagne coloured fur, bells on their hoofs for that authentic jingling Christmas sound, mullet manes with antlers and ears and lovely fluffy red noses. Not so much concerned with the Christmas spirit, but more as to whether their hair looks ok... is it big enough?.. And could they possibly pull a sleigh? I think not… they might chip a hoof! And heaven forbid a camera should appear, who should be in front? Excitable, delightful and as camp as Christmas!